quarta-feira, 21 de fevereiro de 2007

Lili Caneças esticou-se

Lili Caneças foi ao Rio de Janeiro animar o conhecido Carnaval local e, depois de desfilar no sambódromo, aproveitou para visitar o seu velho amigo, o Prof. Pitanguy e tentar uma borla.

A vetusta socialite tem uma avença com a Corporación Dermosestetica ao abrigo da qual tem direito a duas esticadelas por ano e um bidon de botox como brinde. Em todo o caso, já que se encontrava no Rio - ao que parece hospedada numa pensão ranhosa de Botafogo -, Lili não quis perder a oportunidade de se meter na marquesa de Ivo Pitanguy a ver o que o mago das plásticas ainda podia melhorar no seu maravilhoso corpo. Pitanguy, velho gozão, aceitou o desafio, mas assim que viu a maluca da velha raspou-se para a sua ilha em Angra dos Reis, deixando a Caneças entregue aos estagiários.

O "Restaurador", mercê dos seus contactos na Clínica teve acesso ás fotos da recauchutada velharia da autoria do conceituado Homem Cardoso.

Com a impressão renovada que não há rapazes maus, só velhas desmioladas, erguemos o nosso chôpe ao jet-set nacional
Padre Américo, ao balcão acanhado do Jobi

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