Maravilhas da Natureza (92) Bai Ling

BAI LING. Actliz. Pespineta. Malandleca.
Bai Scarone Varela Schiaffino Ling. China. Chengdu. 36 anos.

Nota: Aqui vai a plimeira malavilha chinoca em atenção aos nossos leitoles chineses, ultimamente muito activos. Sublinhe-se que a belissima Gong Li - esta sim, uma atliz a sélio - estava ploglamada para sail antes de miss Bai, mas infelizmente as fotos que temos de miss Li não colespondem inteilamente ao padlão da sélie. São demasiado neutlas. Temos de continual a proculal. Shotokai e um clepe para vocês, pessoal!

Nota: Hello chinese people. Did you enjoyed mr. Sócrates and mr. Pinho? Some people says Mr. Sócrates looks like George Clooney. In fact, when people told him what mr. Pinho had said at the economic forum about portuguese wages, Sócrates was terrified and began to shout: - WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE HE SAID, this fucking asshole...?
So. Here is our first chinese natural wonder, miss Bai Ling. She is not a great actress like the beautiful Gong Li [who was supposed to come first] but she has... let's put this way... the right style to appear in this series.

Professor Palladium